Hehe! Daily life at the Fed's house.

Stinky Cows...

So last week the Fed family went to Peaceful Meadows, a great ice cream shop. They also have the ice cream producing cows on the premises. But no body said they have to smell good. Enjoy our misery.

The Ouch Factor.

Well, maybe some of you know this and maybe you don't, but it is James' lifelong pledge and oath to hurt himself at least once a day, if he's feeling up to it, possibly twice or more a day. He is by far THE MOST ACCIDENT prone person I have ever met. Baby G comes in a close second, but she is only 2 and has an off sense of equilibrium. Who knows James' excuse. He can do amazing physical skills with balance and poise. He has a reaction time of a leaping spider, so why so many falls, slips, spills, bumps, trips, oh the list could go on and on? I feel bad, but I don't even flinch when I hear "OOOUUUUCCCHHH!!!" You think I am kidding right? Since last year James has....
- Totaled our car.
- Sliced his thumb almost completely off when cutting a bagel
- Sprained his finger, knuckle, and thumb. All at different times.
- Fallen down our stairs at least a dozen times (Not joking, a full flight of stairs)
- Countless mystery injuries from the day job.
- Sliced his hand open twice from playing with our adorable 8 lb. puppy.
- Sliced his elbow and knuckles open on our plastered wall in the hall way.
- Got a car door slammed on his leg. (My bad)
- Countless crouch shots by our little harmless girls. (Hope we can have more)
- Multiple toe jams to nearly breaking them.
- A few nose bangs, usually by a child's head.
- A couple of turned ankles.

The list could go on and on and on. These are just a few that come to my immediate memory. I know you still think I am joking. So I captured yet another James catastrophe on camera. By the way this one's not on my list. But hey, some how he pulls thru without even a doctor's visit. And I love him!

Sunny Day